Milka shoots in the air first night. Second night, Milka finds shoots the girl. Ram nam sathya hai.
Santa Singh MBBS
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.
He checked his first patient’s Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch. Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!
Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept……..
Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard… BOLO tarara!!
A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). “
The first sardar replies, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258″
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, “For Best Results put on Two Coats”
Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don’t know how she got my no., she interrupts whenever I call someone and says “please recharge your card”
Lawyer to Sardar: “Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke…… “
Sardar :”Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir gita pe haath!!”
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